How to get mentioned on Weird Nazareth...

There are various ways to deliberately get yourself mentioned on Weird Nazareth. It just takes some creativity and gumption. For instance, you could:
1) Repaint your house to resemble an Essroc cement plant
2) Create a statue of Mario Andretti out of scrapple
3) Attempt to break any number of world records
4) Stage an elaborate Sasquatch-sighting hoax in Black Rock woods
5) Or you could do what Sam Sanchez did and break into someone's house, naked and drunk.

As J.D. Malone reports in the Express Times:

A borough man was awakened by noises Monday night to find a naked intruder in
his car and his house broken into. The homeowner was nice enough to give Mr. Sanchez a bed sheet to cover up with. Unfortunately, Mr. Sanchez got tangled in
the sheet and tripped before being caught by police.

If you have achieved any of the above, or anything else weird-worthy, we want to know about it. E-mail us at weirdnazareth@hotmail.com